tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate
lets give this bread
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I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references
“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”
“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”
“What is hurricane tortilla?”
“vines for $600″
“back at it again at ______”
“what is krispy kreme”
“vines for 300”
“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”
“who is jared”
“vines for 400″
“Two bro’s are chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart because they are what?”
“what is not gay”
“vines for 500″
“the exclamation made upon discovering a bitch is empty”
“what is yeet”
“vines for 100”
“you can come on out to Del Taco and get some of this”
“what is FREE SHAVOCADOO”
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i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj
me: ugh i dont want to do that
brain: dont do it then
me: can’t argue with that
The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year
there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria
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British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”
im not bovered
ello yewchube
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I screamed. I hate y'all
Always reblog
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! BIBLE! Perpetual Feelings!
(Source: husssel, via krasinskigirl)
Not only did she graduate top of her class at Oxford, start multiple charities, and is a fashion icon—Astrid has the biggest heart of any of my cousins.
Gemma Chan as Astrid Leong in Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. John M. Chu
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